They say you learn new things each day. So I’ve decided to compile a list of some of the things I’ve discovered over the past 2 weeks:

(1) The fireworks barge is invisible at night, which can put you behind a big tree on the night of the 4th.

(2) My feet are no match for my fingers when it comes to video games.

(3) 1,000,000 adenovirus particles is not sufficient to infect 10,000 neurons.

(4) If you hold down the unlock button on our car key, all four windows will open simultaneously.

(5) The geese that cross the Riverway can actually follow traffic lights.

(6) Batman was trained by ninjas on the mountains of Tibet.

(7) It costs more than $2000 to cut a hole through a brick wall.

(8) My front door can be jimmied without a lockpick.

(9) A grad student-turned-bodybuilder is news for MTV.

(10) My job right now is like being skinned alive with a blunt knife, except it takes a lot longer.