{"id":181,"date":"2005-09-04T00:21:53","date_gmt":"2005-09-04T00:21:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/updates.xephalon.net\/?p=181"},"modified":"2005-09-04T00:21:53","modified_gmt":"2005-09-04T00:21:53","slug":"simpsons-dvd-box","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xephalon.net\/updates\/2005\/09\/04\/simpsons-dvd-box\/","title":{"rendered":"Simpsons DVD Box"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>When Melody noticed the newly-released Simpsons<\/a> 6th Season DVD box-set, her immediate thought was: “Glenn’s not gonna like this.” Indeed, when I went to BestBuy<\/a> yesterday and saw the bright yellow plastic box shaped like Homer’s head<\/a>, I became overwhelmed by a sudden fear. How in the world am I going to fit this into my neatly-aligned row of DVD boxes? Just then, a note fell out of the box with the words “To All Those That Fear Change”<\/a> printed in bold letters. I gave a sigh of relief as I read about their alternative packaging<\/a> offer to get an unimaginative old style replacement box designed specifically for us “anal-retentive nerds who like their DVD boxes to line up perfectly on the shelf.” Heheh. Well-played, Mr. Groening. Anyway, the week’s been otherwise the same old thing, with the exception of a trip down to New York for Leo’s wedding<\/a>. Beside satisfying our Japanese noodle<\/a> craving once again, we also decided to try something new. I will not expound further, but let’s just say that it’s a privilege<\/a> to have such an understanding girlfriend. =)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When Melody noticed the newly-released Simpsons 6th Season DVD box-set, her immediate thought was: “Glenn’s not gonna like this.” Indeed, when I went to BestBuy yesterday and saw the bright yellow plastic box shaped like Homer’s head, I became overwhelmed … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-181","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xephalon.net\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xephalon.net\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xephalon.net\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xephalon.net\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xephalon.net\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=181"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xephalon.net\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xephalon.net\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xephalon.net\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xephalon.net\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}