They say you learn new things each day. So I’ve decided to compile a list of some of the things I’ve discovered over the past 2 weeks:<\/p>\n
(1) The fireworks barge is invisible at night, which can put you behind a big tree on the night of the 4th.<\/p>\n
(2) My feet are no match for my fingers when it comes to video games<\/a>.<\/p>\n (3) 1,000,000 adenovirus particles is not sufficient to infect 10,000 neurons.<\/p>\n (4) If you hold down the unlock button on our car key, all four windows will open simultaneously.<\/p>\n (5) The geese that cross the Riverway can actually follow traffic lights.<\/p>\n (6) Batman<\/a> was trained by ninjas on the mountains of Tibet.<\/p>\n (7) It costs more than $2000 to cut a hole through a brick wall.<\/p>\n (8) My front door can be jimmied without a lockpick.<\/p>\n (9) A grad student-turned-bodybuilder<\/a> is news for MTV.<\/p>\n (10) My job right now is like being skinned alive with a blunt knife, except it takes a lot longer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" They say you learn new things each day. So I’ve decided to compile a list of some of the things I’ve discovered over the past 2 weeks: (1) The fireworks barge is invisible at night, which can put you behind … Continue reading