{"id":128,"date":"2004-08-02T17:37:10","date_gmt":"2004-08-02T17:37:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/updates.xephalon.net\/?p=128"},"modified":"2004-08-02T17:37:10","modified_gmt":"2004-08-02T17:37:10","slug":"ikea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xephalon.net\/updates\/2004\/08\/02\/ikea\/","title":{"rendered":"Ikea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ikea.com\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1007\" title=\"2004.08.02\" src=\"https:\/\/updates.xephalon.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2004\/08\/2004.08.02.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"100\" height=\"100\" \/><\/a>This past week marked the grand opening of a new <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ikea.com\">Ikea<\/a> superstore down in Connecticut, and despite having been traumatized only last weekend by their state troopers, we braved the interstate highways again to get in on the deals. Even more memorable (at least for me) beyond all the bargain furniture, home decor, and kitchenware, was the store restaurant, serving a delicious crayfish sandwich, a mozarella and red pepper panini, and a Swedish meatballs dish all for just $1.99 each! Mmmmmmm&#8230; meatballs&#8230; =P~<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This past week marked the grand opening of a new Ikea superstore down in Connecticut, and despite having been traumatized only last weekend by their state troopers, we braved the interstate highways again to get in on the deals. Even &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.xephalon.net\/updates\/2004\/08\/02\/ikea\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-128","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xephalon.net\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xephalon.net\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xephalon.net\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xephalon.net\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xephalon.net\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=128"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xephalon.net\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xephalon.net\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xephalon.net\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xephalon.net\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}