{"id":125,"date":"2004-07-02T12:56:30","date_gmt":"2004-07-02T12:56:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/updates.xephalon.net\/?p=125"},"modified":"2004-07-02T12:56:30","modified_gmt":"2004-07-02T12:56:30","slug":"pig-safe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xephalon.net\/updates\/2004\/07\/02\/pig-safe\/","title":{"rendered":"Pig Safe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/updates.xephalon.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2004\/07\/2004.07.02.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-1015\" title=\"2004.07.02\" src=\"https:\/\/updates.xephalon.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2004\/07\/2004.07.02-100x100.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"100\" height=\"100\" \/><\/a>I was walking by a construction site yesterday evening when I came across these markings on the sidewalk. They looked like the words &#8220;Pig Safe,&#8221; which made me wonder whether it meant that I was on the pig UNsafe side, or whether the arrow pointed toward the vault of a piggy bank. If you asked me, I would have to kindly defer your question to my very own personal expert on piggies, who I am happy to say, has finally returned to Boston! Since last Saturday, Melody has begun settling into her new crib with the help of her parents, and will be starting her residency at the BI today. With the end of our year apart, I will be looking forward to some brighter days ahead, as the light of my life returns to me for good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was walking by a construction site yesterday evening when I came across these markings on the sidewalk. They looked like the words &#8220;Pig Safe,&#8221; which made me wonder whether it meant that I was on the pig UNsafe side, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.xephalon.net\/updates\/2004\/07\/02\/pig-safe\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-125","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xephalon.net\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xephalon.net\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xephalon.net\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xephalon.net\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xephalon.net\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=125"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xephalon.net\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xephalon.net\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xephalon.net\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xephalon.net\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}