Happy Chinese New Year! It’s not often that this holiday occurs on a Sunday, and it’s even less often that it coincides with my birthday. With all the festivities stacked together, and with work taking a bit of a breather, I was able to enjoy the weekend feeling more relaxed than usual. On Friday, I celebrated my birthday with some friends over steaming Chinese seafood and spent some quality time with Melody over 8-ball at our now-regular hangout. Saturday morning, we woke up early to warm pineapple buns for the bus ride down to NY, where we spent the lazy afternoon lounging about before the super year-end meal. Finally on Sunday, I realized again the benefit of a large extended family as I collected pocket money for the next two months. Anyway, according to Chinese tradition, it’s important to stay happy and enjoy the new year because the rest of the year will follow the same way. To help you along, check out these two clips that are so outrageous you won’t know whether to burst out in laughter or cringe in disgust. The first is David Hasselhoff after an illustrious career with talking cars and bombshell babes. The second features the Dormitory Boys, the newest lip-syncing sensation since the Numa Numa guy. Enjoy!